I'll have you know I am, in fact, a certified pirate. I sailed under the fearsome Captain Tusktooth, on a ship named something I hesitate to repeat in polite company.
Oho, a certified pirate, huh? What haven't you gotten up to? [He is definitely picturing Caduceus in a pirate outfit. Leonardo has to stop himself from getting carried away with the amount of eye patches the firbolg is wearing.] Thankfully, you're not in polite company, so you can tell me, if you dare.
I would say it did, just... in an unexpected way. [In that their captain kept absorbing magic balls into his body.] And people often regret their life choices around the Mighty Nein.
[Fellas is it homoerotic if your captain is absorbing balls into his body-]
Dare I ask, or is this best to leave be? [The turtle can at least respect privacy, even if he loves a good story.] What kind of chaos did you all get into?
I'm not sure how I'd begin to explain it, so best let it be for now. [Or maybe forever. It's another "this is not my story" thing, that happens a lot. Because lots of things happen to the other members of the Nein, unfortunately.] We stole our first ship, got captured and allied with another pirate, mutineered against her because she was mutineering against the Plank King - king of pirates, that's a thing - were banished from their secret pirate island in under a day...
[He's distracted from the first part fairly easily. Fjord and his balls are free from turtle curiosity.] Okay, I can't ever underestimate what you get into now.
Why did you guys steal a ship? You worked with someone who captured you...? Secret Pirate island?
I'm not entirely clear on the ship-stealing part, I was out of earshot for a lot of it. We were following some pirates, and were spotted, and peaceful negotiation failed. Then the fight drew the attention of some guards, and things got very out of hand... the best escape route was to just sail away on their ship. It wasn't a very good night, admittedly. Poor choices were made.
Excuse me? [His flabbers have been ghasted. Leonardo needs a second to pull his thoughts together.] They didn't even try to slow the ship to get you or...?
[There is a little judgment there, but Leonardo can amend he doesn't know the circumstances to say much.]
Fair enough. I'm not exactly a boat-faring guy, but, yeesh. The situation sounds messy. I'm glad you caught up. If it were me, I would've had a couple of thoughts about going home by then.
[He releases a little laugh at that, arching an eye ridge at Caduceus.] Ah, the cope or else method. Not my favorite method, but, it does the trick when you have nothing else.
You're one of my favorite people so far, so, coping is working out here. [He is just casually saying that now. Given the situation he's found himself in, it rings all the truer.
Caduceus had come when Leonardo asked, and was cooking food for him, for them to eat together. He invited Leo into his home.
It was hard not to be fond of that.]
I guess... after we eat, I can pack a bag for when I go back with you. Not like I have too much yet.
Ah, thanks. [Always nice to be liked. He can't deny that he greatly enjoys Leonardo's company too, so.] The feeling is mutual. And bring as much or as little as you like. It isn't as if that house lacks room.
[It does in fact have... lots of room. Rooms. MANY.
Always, speaking of food, it's done, so he'll rise, serve, and bring the plates over, one with just the pasta-veggie mix, the other with Leo's chicken.]
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Did it live up to the name? I can guess you probably made a few other pirates regret their life choices.
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Dare I ask, or is this best to leave be? [The turtle can at least respect privacy, even if he loves a good story.] What kind of chaos did you all get into?
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[Just to list a few.]
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Why did you guys steal a ship? You worked with someone who captured you...? Secret Pirate island?
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[One thing at a time.]
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[The out of earshot aspect does make Leonardo pause for a second.] Please tell me you were on the ship when they left? Not like captured by guards?
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Neither of those are true.
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....Wait, you weren't on the ship? [He just needs a second to parse that out.]
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[It was... a very weird day.]
In fairness to them, it does take a while for a ship to pick up speed. They weren't too far from the harbour before I reached it.
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Fair enough. I'm not exactly a boat-faring guy, but, yeesh. The situation sounds messy. I'm glad you caught up. If it were me, I would've had a couple of thoughts about going home by then.
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[The good news is Caduceus is the least messy one to cope with. Which is great because it's not like he has a wide spread of friends here, either.]
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Caduceus had come when Leonardo asked, and was cooking food for him, for them to eat together. He invited Leo into his home.
It was hard not to be fond of that.]
I guess... after we eat, I can pack a bag for when I go back with you. Not like I have too much yet.
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[It does in fact have... lots of room. Rooms. MANY.
Always, speaking of food, it's done, so he'll rise, serve, and bring the plates over, one with just the pasta-veggie mix, the other with Leo's chicken.]
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/gently wraps here